Boneless Cookies

Sometimes it's nice to take a break from the burden of setting an example for the unwashed masses and indulge in simple pleasures. The artisan boneless cookies are hand made by an expert chef in a world-class bakery from the finest ingredients. A "name brand" container lends a sense that these could have been made by any mom, or grandmother.… well not your grandmother obviously: manual labour is beneath your family. Maybe your valet's personal chef's grandmother.

These cookies are certified boneless, but also gluten-full, non-vegan, and some pigs did not get to eat any oats so that we could make these. Not compatible withour our glutton-free aircraft sculpture.