Glutton-Free Sculpture

Glutton-Free Sculpture

Regular price $13,500,000.00 Sale

This fair-trade aerofoil sculpture presents with a delta-wing configuration to evoke memories of super-sonic passenger flight and the mid-century-modern jet age. This  second gilded era recalls a time where airports weren't befouled by the unwashed masses yearning for freedom.

While personal aviation is within reach of the proletarian 'single-digit' millionaires through such misshapen eyesores as the Embraer 100EV and Cirrus Vision, this exclusive airframe is exclusive to the peerage and landed gentry of sufficient means.

Tastefully decorated with a repeating azure points on a white background, the regular pattern models the ordinariness and regularity of transcontinental exploration for the twenty-first century sophisticate.

Offered tax-free as it would unfair and unnatural for the well-heeled to submit to such barbarism as taxation. Glutton free: no sinning here.